Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Guess The Quote - Dan Rather Vs Kent Brockman

Guess the originator of the following quotes. Is it the mellifluous yet folksy Dan Rather or the stern yet playful Kent Brockman?


"He swept through the South like a tornado through a trailer park."
* Rather
* Brockman

"Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for Philosophy majors - useful people are starting to feel the pinch."
* Rather
* Brockman

"Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay..."
* Rather
* Brockman

"This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."
* Rather
* Brockman

"Frankly we don't know whether to wind the watch or to bark at the moon."
* Rather
* Brockman

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work."
* Rather
* Brockman

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together."
* Rather
* Brockman



The winner gets a half-eaten box of Fiddle Faddle and my old TV remote control complete with the duct-taped battery cover!



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