Monday, August 30, 2004

This Is Going To Hurt

I was driving to work one day when I started to feel cramp-like pains in my abdomen. Within five minutes, the pain went from cramp-like to rusty meathook-like. I drove as fast as I could to the emergency room after which I proceeded to moan and wail like a five year old girl. I cried out until a kindly nurse pumped me up with enough demerol to placate a brontosaurus. Turns out it was gall stones.

Why do I bring this up?

Because on Wednesday, John Kerry is going to feel the exact same way. Its going to hurt.....bad. And he's going to have to tough it out and be ready with an effective response. What that response could be, I have no idea.

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